How 'bout:
He seems to have vanished into FAT air...
Posted on 11/16/2005 5:19:54 PM PST by Pikamax
Michael Moore a victim of his own success
By JANET STREET-PORTER THE INDEPENDENT
Whatever happened to Michael Moore, the man who told us his mission in life was to stop President Bush from getting re-elected? The man who loathed Bush so much he spent millions of dollars making a film, "Fahrenheit 9/11," the main purpose of which was to discredit the president. The man who went on national television and relentlessly toured the United States begging people to vote the Republicans out of office. Moore never missed an opportunity to ram home the fact that he sought nothing less than total humiliation for Dubya.
But since Bush was returned to the White House, Moore has been strangely silent. Obviously, he found the result extremely unpalatable and Moore is not someone who likes to lose an argument. Apart from launching a film festival in a remote part of Michigan a couple of months ago, he seems to have vanished into thin air. There were stories that he'd been shacked up at a Florida fat farm trying to lose weight. There were rumors that he's toured New Orleans after Katrina, but reading his Web site, it's clear that while keen to rally support for the homeless and jobless, he was not actually there in person.
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Somehow, this expression just does not work.
Thin air? I must be thinking of a different Micahel Moore. The one I'm thinking of never vanished into thin anything.
SO has anyone put an APB out for the smarmy fat bastard? Anyone even care?
How 'bout:
He seems to have vanished into FAT air...
Let's see what we got here: jets, fuel, drugs and MREs. Yep, sounds right.
What a sorry lard ass.
Moore may fall out of fashion, but he is still laughing all the way to the bank. He made a ton of money off of all those suckers.
Crawled back into his slime hole?
Vacationing with hollywoods biggest mouths
Hobknobbing with the clintins
Who knows? Who in theeee hell cares?!!!
He may have but...money can't buy what he doesn't have and that is class, dignity and plain manners. He's a loser and good riddance to him.
Ahem and BS! The main purpose was to line Michael Moore's pockets, which it did handsomely.
"now hopefully we will never hear from him again"
An obit would be welcome. "After a long and tortured suffering, Michaele Moore passed in screaming agony yesterday in Flint Michigan..."
Exactly. The chief satisfaction we can take from all this is that at least we weren't the ones who lined his pockets.
Oh yeah! His income came from lefties and did not go into their political campaigns.
Have any of you heartless Republicans considered the possibility that this poor man may be trapped in his house, unable to fit through the door????
Moore is busy hiding his money and cleaning his tracks.
I was thinking of a more non-violent solution. How about bacon grease?
Mucky Moore may be a tad quiet, but, George Soros isn't. Ol' georgie is working behind the scenes like a gnawing rat...
A needle ought to work well. Just poke a couple holes in his sides, something lard-based is bound to come squirting out. I would guess his blood alone has to be at least a 10% Gravy/margerine mixture!
Seriously though, as rotund as he is, if he were stuck how many days do you think he would be able to survive? We can assume he has a source of water.
Egad! I shall case up Mister Chainsaw and fly to the rescue. Either the door's gonna get bigger or Fat Boy's gonna get smaller, but we're gonna git 'er done.
Let's hop he ate himself to death.
Michael Moore is a repulsive individual and un-American in all ways possible. He is a festering boil on the ass of America. Only Jimmy Carter is more repulsive, followed closely by the unashamed phony John the jackass Kerry.
How much does he weigh now?
bttt
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