Posted on 07/25/2008 5:17:03 AM PDT by Joiseydude
And it came to pass, in the eighth year of the reign of the evil Bush the Younger (The Ignorant), when the whole land from the Arabian desert to the shores of the Great Lakes had been laid barren, that a Child appeared in the wilderness.
The Child was blessed in looks and intellect. Scion of a simple family, offspring of a miraculous union, grandson of a typical white person and an African peasant. And yea, as he grew, the Child walked in the path of righteousness, with only the occasional detour into the odd weed and a little blow.
When he was twelve years old, they found him in the temple in the City of Chicago, arguing the finer points of community organisation with the Prophet Jeremiah and the Elders. And the Elders were astonished at what they heard and said among themselves: Verily, who is this Child that he opens our hearts and minds to the audacity of hope?
(Excerpt) Read more at timesonline.co.uk ...
"Show me just what Mohammed brought that was new, and there you will find things only evil and inhuman, such as his command to spread by the sword the faith he preached." - Manuel II Palelologus
Hey, making fun of Obama is off limits.
Hillarious!
I couldn’t stop LAUGHING MY HEAD OFF!
I sent this to every Obamacon I know!
This was the Brits. It is ok for anybody but Americans to make fun of Obama.....I think.
...and RACIST!!!
I thought it was a bit laboured, but "Gordon the Leper" is spot-on.
Yes, this article does capture the nature of the Obama true believers. I tried this a.m. to get an idea of how people understood the speech by reading the NYT, WP and WSJ. No help.
Everyone says the words were wonderful, but they don’t understand what they augur for. One pundit summed it up by saying, Obama was asking Germany for more financial and military help in Afghanistan. Good luck! He will need it.
Do yourself a favor and read the whole article. Funniest thing I have read in months. Those Brits can really do satire.

The graphic below shows, the only difference between o-B-ama and o-S-ama is just a bit of B.S.

LOL
This article is brilliant! And hilarious.
Pure brilliance. King Bill the Priapic.....LMAO. This was one of the best articles I’ve read in a long, long time.
bookmarking for later reading, LOL!
I heard he was born in a manger and was visited by three Kings.
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SEND THIS TO EVERY OBAMACON YOU KNOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
This is very funny !!!
A long read, but worth every minute.
Sen. Osama has to be aware of The Clinton Body Count.
Mrs. Bill Clinton could ride in on her white horse to avenge...
"At the mention of his name they quickly laid aside their intrigues and beat their uranium swords into civil nuclear energy ploughshares."
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And they told of strange and wondrous things that greeted the news of the Child's journey. Around the world, global temperatures began to decline, and the ocean levels fell and the great warming was over.
Whoever wrote this is a genius. And I say that as an American watching from the sidelines...I'm not subjected to the Obama adoration 24/7, but had a good taste of it yesterday,just listening to the coverage on talk radio of his Berlin speech.
Grandpa Dave, I like your collection of pics there.
And he grew into knowledge in the House of Harvard by the grace of the lowly herders who paid their tithes in the form of sheep skins.
When the Child had grown into manhood, he took unto himself a wife, Michelle, the angry, a daughter of the clan of the Kennedy from the land of the Cod on the Cape.
but all this is true. I am the fool for Christ, and Paraclete of Caborca!. Gadzooks! I think...
he means it!
To his credit, that's true--the quote on talk radio up here was, "America can't do it all alone; we need Europe's help to fight terrorism, etc.," to sum it up.
However, he knew he had a big stage, lots of press coverage, and perhaps conveniently said that for the folks at home, without truly believing it, although since he may be the next president, I'd like to think otherwise.
Funny... but scarey. And if the Europeans can see through his arrogance, why are so many Americans drinking his Kool-Aid

Tap your tamborines, and sing it .
Comebyhereobama...comebyhere, comeby here Obama....

The Last words the Media heard as Obama started to walk on water.. was "yes I ....blub..blub...can...blub..blub"
Thanks Joisey, will notify mods.
Be sure to let the Mods know..that Obama Cometh...(sarc)
Now these are the Brits THAT I REMEMBER! (said with the ‘Bama inflection)
Grandpa.. only thing wrong with that political cartoon, Is Obamamessiah was on the stage by himself, he had no other supporters on the stage with him...Just himself. Which was good thing as Obama’s Messiah ego took up the whole platform.

For George Soros so loved his Money, that he sent forth Obama ...not to save the world, but that the world might believe the New York Times, CNN, MSNBC, so that his pocketbook would grow and multiply.
The Obama has no clothes.
Actually it may be the opposite. The Obama empty suit has no real man in it!

Poppycock reigns in all the lands.
This should be sent to all the comedy writers who say it’s tough to make jokes about Obama.
Is the Obama campaign into self-parody now?
Indeed! I think this will most definitely break the ice and hopefully a tidal wave of jokes will flood over him. Filled with Fire and brimstone if possible.
The Obamanation Cometh
(The Ozzman Cometh)
So true, Grampa! Hopefully enough voters “will see the light” by election day.
They’re truly trying to make him into a messiah. There’s no getting around it with that picture you posted.
Especially with the light the way it is, hands on both sides reaching out...
It’s incredible
LOL Awesome
The Obama Campaign is into full Messiah Mode..HOPE, CHANGE, BELIEVE.. ... YES WE CAN...yessssssssssssirrrrrrrrrrrrr we can , jump up, turn around pick a bail of cotton. Halleluia....Obama cometh to save us all ... believe ..HOPE.. Changeeeeeeeeeeeeeee... lawdy, lawdy... Good golly it is Obamamania... rejoice ... rejoice... the World is saved.. "People of the World"....."People of the World" the Obama cometh.... ...(whew this is wearing me out)
There are hundreds of Media generated Obama Messiah pictures out there, that is just one of them.
Change that to:
Hey, making fun of Obama (may his name be praised) is off limits.
Hopefully, some real reality will wake up the Obamination’s Obamacons before the election if they allow us to have an election.
Sorry, just think out in type.
That made my morning :-)
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