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The Not-Really-That-Epic Poem of Obamacles (with Apologies to Homer) Continued

It was a bittersweet day for Karl Rove. 8 years from the time when he first made the news in the current President's primary campaigns, Rove had to pass the "Magnificent" crown to new Master Campaigner, John S. McCain after a nearly flawless several weeks of a campaign well run. The choice of Sarah Palin, was of course, what tipped the scales; but, one must wonder, with the hurricanes heading towards Nagin-town, did the Weather Machine come with it?

US Democratic presidential nominee Senator Barack Obama (D-IL) eats an ice cream cone during a campaign stop at Windmill Ice Cream Shop in Aliquippa, Pennsylvania, August 29, 2008. REUTERS/Jim Young (UNITED STATES) US PRESIDENTIAL ELECTION CAMPAIGN 2008 (USA)

McCain has thrown the election. It is clear now with his choice for Vice President that he has no desire to win in November. Why else would he chose an inexperienced woman, whose only apparent qualification is that she won a beauty pageant in the 1980s? Why else would he refuse to say Barack Hussein Obama’s middle name? Why else would he run an ad praising Obama and congratulating him for winning the nomination? If McCain had chosen Mitt Romney, a man with real leadership ability, real charisma, and real experience, he might have stood a chance. He could have...

My fellow Americans, it is an honor to address the Democratic National Convention at this defining moment in history. We stand at a crossroads at a pivot point, near a fork in the road on the edge of a precipice in the midst of the most consequential election since last year’s “American Idol.” One path before us leads to the past, and the extinction of the human race. The other path leads to the future, when we will all be dead. We must choose wisely. We must close the book on the bleeding wounds of the old politics of...

On Today’s Show... Pearl of Wisdom: "Here's the way to look at McCain picking Sarah Palin as his running mate. Hillary Clinton has been replaced by the other woman...again." Governor Sarah Palin's story and experience dwarf Barack Obama's. She's run a state and a town. Obama's never run anything. That's why nobody ever comes forward to talk about his time in Harvard, or his early life. (Rush 24/7 Members: Listen Here) Pearl of Wisdom: "Our vice presidential choice is more qualified to be president of the United States than Barack Obama! Listen to her story. Obama can't list his...

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DENVER -- The Democratic presidential convention finally reached its dramatic and historic climax Thursday night as Barack Obama, appearing in a stadium packed with nearly 80,000 wildly cheering supporters, kicked a 67-yard field goal to defeat the Oakland Raiders in overtime. He also formally accepted the Democratic nomination, thereby becoming the first Hawaiian-born Indonesian-educated African-American ever to become a major-party presidential candidate since Al Gore.

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Said a spokesperson, "We find it disgusting that Senator McCain would intentionally disrupt the news cycle and fill it with rumor upon rumor this morning regarding his selection for Vice President. It is virtually impossible to find any coverage of Senator Obama's historic, inclusive speech last evening." "We also are sad to say that for unidentified reasons, Senator Biden has withdrawn and our search will begin anew for a liberal woman to replace him on the ticket. This of course has nothing to do with a conservative woman being placed on the GOP ticket, and this time we promise to...

Peggy Noonan made a serious point about MSNBC's slanted coverage, and I suppose seriousness compels me to mention it first. But please do yourself a favor and stay tuned for the description of Peggy's un-PC laugh line that could be the best guilty pleasure of the campaign season. Joe Scarborough opened today's Morning Joe with an ode to the wonderfulness that was Obama last night. He was entirely in tune with Olbermann's claim that the speech was beyond criticism. All the adoration apparently annoyed Peggy, and she made a point of providing a counterweight when she appeared later in the...

Just caught a story on MSNBC about parking prices at Invesco field for Obama's speech. They were charging $80-$90. They had pasted an 8 or 9 over the 1 so they were charging 8 or 9 times the regular rate. Kind of ironic that they paying that much to go hear Obama talk about how people can't afford gas and the economy is so bad. When will the democrats go after 'Big Parking"

Daytime talk show diva and billionaire businesswoman Oprah Winfrey, who played a crucial early primary role in raising the prominence of her fellow Chicagoan Barack Obama, was so moved by her man's Democratic acceptance speech Thursday night that she cried off her false eyelashes.

O.M.G. Is this objective? Video at the link?

Well, FReepers, imagine my shock when I received the following package in the mail. I don't know quite what to think of it. It may have significant political implications. Perhaps I need to find a lab to authenticate it. THE PACKAGE: THE LETTER:THE SHROUD:

Transcript Barack Obama’s Acceptance Speech Published: August 28, 2008 The following is the transcript of Senator Barack Obama's acceptance speech at the Democratic National Convention in Denver, as recorded by CQ Transcriptions.

Whenever Biden points his finger at someone and smiles, I think of Bob Dole and Jack Kemp and Kemp doing that STUPID fake football pass to a person! Why do the Demorats try to paint a picture that we are all living in a great depression? Ya know, Bush made a lot of compassionate promises to be elected in 2000 and then we were attacked and it Changed him. The attack in 911 was due to Bill Clintons 8 years of loose securities which allowed the muslims to plot and attack.

Three news items: 1) John McCain has picked a running mate and may announce/leak the choice tonight. 2) McCain has admitted he is computer "illiterate." Both of which make it unlikely that he will be much swayed by ... 3) "The Directors" of the conservative site Red State have endorsed Rep. Eric Cantor (Va.) as the best choice for VP. Why Cantor? "While a young man, Cantor has served in federal office twice as long as Barack Obama -- and was a member of leadership when Obama was still in Springfield. In that short time, he has established himself as...

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I've commented on numerous occasions about the way editorial cartoonists use men as the default for bad in their cartoons. The cartoon above is not sexist in and of itself, but I can't help but notice that there are three "bad" figures--the one who doesn't want to send the kids to school, the one too lazy to plant a tree, and the one too stupid to get a 401K--and, no surprise, all three are male. There aren't short-sighted women? There aren't women who'd rather lay on a hammock (or the couch) rather than go do yard work? There aren't women...

On Today’s Show... Tape this sign to your TV for Obama's speech to keep it in perspective: "I don't know what I'm talking about. I have no experience." (Rush 24/7 Members: Listen Here) DNC Night Three: The Perjurer & the Plagiarist. Bill Clinton did what he always does: lie through his teeth. Joe Biden tried to portray himself as coming from a typical, conservative background. It was hard to watch. (Rush 24/7 Members: Listen Here) » Karl Rove Refutes All Biden's Points: Inflating Obama's Record Will Not Work » ABC News: Should Biden Share Blame for Foreclosure Crisis? Pearl...

I will resume my coverage of the Democratic convention (current theme: ''Yes, It's Still Going On'') as soon as possible, but first I need to address a disturbing issue that we all need to be more disturbed about: bird porn. I found out about this issue while hanging out at the convention center with my fellow journalism professional James Lileks. We were doing what journalists do at major news events, namely, whine that there is no news, when James got a text-message tip that there was a bird-porn protest going on in downtown Denver. ''Bird porn?'' I said. ''I have...

Celebrate the life of the Lion of Camelot--the man who helped pass legislation to try to ensure Third World status for the U.S., who smeared eminent jurist Robert Bork in order to keep the Supreme Court on track to dismantle the Constitution, coinventor of the waitress sandwich, ladies man, and the Hero of Chappaquiddick-- who tried his utmost to deliver on his promise of "A blonde in every pond". Here's the soundtrack of his heroic saga- 5 seperate acts, each recounting his inspiring life story--captured on 5 CDs in an exclusive boxed set: CD # 1 "Party All the Time"...

As if a Rocky Mountain coronation were not lofty enough, Barack Obama will aim for Mount Olympus when he accepts his party's nomination atop an enormous, Greek-columned stage - built by the same cheesy set team that put together Britney Spears' last tour. ... Some Republicans have dubbed it the "Barackopolis," while others suggested the delegates should wear togas to fit in among the same Doric columns the ancient Greeks believed would stroke the egos of Zeus and Athena. "It's only appropriate that Barack Obama would descend down from the heavens and spend a little time with us mere mortals...

There has been considerable discussion of the set zerObama will speak from this evening. Is it a Greek Temple? Is it a Lincoln Memorial? Is it a White House? No, my FRiends, it's an Antebellum slave plantation Mansion... Democrats. We'll always have Tara...

This whole convention is reminding me of the Rocky Balboa movies,,, humble Rocky vs the various egocentric opponents coming out with steam, and props, etc. -

DENVER, CO - Barack Obama and Joe Biden, America's hottest new couple, will announce plans to adopt a Republican child, according to sources close to the pair. Continuing the trend of high-profile couples adopting oppressed children, 'Obiden', as they are collectively known, seek to rescue children mired in the clutches of conservatism. The couple has located a child in a remote, unprogressive part of western Texas, long plagued with little diversity and chronic gun use...

Obamapalooza: LIVE THREAD (Greek Temple Coronation, Fireworks, and 80,000 Fans) Survey Poll: Which feature of tonight's Greek Temple coronation will really jump the shark and send the Obama cult over the top in silliness and grandiosity? The hydraulic elevation of the candidate to the podium , the fireworks and flashpots, the 80,000 hypnotized, screaming fans, or the rock concert soundtrack? About the only things missing will be Hannah Montana, Elvis, the Beatles, and the Rolling Stones strutting down the runway with "the One" as the crowd boogies to the groove of Obamamania. When it's over, will the 80,000 faithful pull...

Ever wonder who Obama looks like, and tries to sound like. Could he be a Dwayne Johnson without roids (not saying The Rock ever took them) or Steve "Urkel" trying to talk like the ROCK. Just a personal observation i have made, and have noticed other on the web has also. One you think about his it make one sick at their stomach. MAYBE some here can help post a side by side of all three and comparing videos. I CAN almost Swear Obama is copy the rock just like he stills words form others. I think Obama sees how...

MOSCOW (Reuters) - Russian Prime Minister Vladimir Putin said on Thursday he suspected someone in the United States provoked the conflict in Georgia in an attempt to help a candidate in the U.S. presidential election. "It is not just that the American side could not restrain the Georgian leadership from this criminal act. The American side in effect armed and trained the Georgian army," Putin said in an interview with CNN, part of which was broadcast on Russian state television. "Why ... seek a difficult compromise solution in the peacekeeping process? It is easier to arm one of the sides...

Bill Clinton Gets Stuck in an Elevator Thursday , August 28, 2008 By Roger Friedman DENVER — Bill Clinton Gets Stuck in Elevator It was a mixed bag night for former President Bill Clinton. First, his appearance at the Democratic National Convention was met with one of the longest ovations ever recorded at such an event. Clinton even acknowledged it, telling the rabid audience, “I love this.” Yes, he is a rock star. But then, in a scene right out of the great rock star movie, “Spinal Tap

Can't claim credit for this - a caller to Laura's show just said it. Given the backdrop at the stadium, the best theme song is from "A Funny Thing Happened On The Way To The Forum" "Comedy Tonight"! Something for everyone. ;-) I'll be humming this all day.

My contribution to your political edification Hey! Not watching the Dem convention? No problem, I’ve got you covered! Here’s the synopsis of the important speeches.

2004 DNC Schedule Monday Bill Clinton Sen. Hillary Rodham Clinton (N.Y.) Al Gore Jimmy Carter Gov. Bill Richardson (N.M.) Sen. Barbara Mikulski (Md.) Rep. Tammy Baldwin (Wis.) Rep. Steny Hoyer (Md.) Tuesday Sen. Edward M. Kennedy (Mass.) Sen. Tom Daschle (S.D.) Former Gov. Howard Dean (Vt.) Gov. Janet Napolitano (Ariz.) Barack Obama, Ill. Senate Candidate Wednesday Sen. Patrick Leahy (Vt.) Jesse Jackson Sen. Harry Reid (Nev.) Gov. Ed Rendell (Pa.) Gov. Bill Richardson (N.M.) Thursday Gov. Mark Warner (Va.) Rep. James Clyburn (S.C.) John Sweeney, President of AFL-CIO Sen. Joe Biden (Del.) House Minority Leader Nancy Pelosi (Calif.) Sen....

Jveritas and I had a FRiendly bet. The wager involved who would be nominated for President at the DNC. Jveritas thought it would be Obama. I thought Hillary might steal it. Jveritas went to Denver and bribed all the delegates by offering them $3 and 20 minutes with their choice of either Monica or Ellen DeGenerate. Actually, reality prevailed, if you can say the Dems have anything to do with reality. The wager was that loser sends JR $100.00 for FR. So I will avoid dinner out tonight and send the AMEX to JR instead. In addition, loser had to...

DENVER - Maybe they should rename it the “Plagiarism Party.” Sitting through a few dozen speeches here, I’ve discovered why most of the delegates mill around and schmooze while the speakers are passionately delivering their versions of the Gettysburg Address. The delegates have heard it all before. Literally. I’m not talking about the “just words” echoes between our Deval Patrick and nominee Barack Obama. Spend a few hours on C-SPAN and it becomes painfully clear that most of the speakers here have nothing new to say, and they say it again and again. I first picked up on this one-dimensional...

Democratic presidential nominee Senator Barack Obama stands the podium in a dark Invesco Field stadium alone as he does a late night walkthrough for his acceptance speech in Denver, late August 27, 2008. (Jim Bourg/Reuters)

The Obama campaign headquarters buzzed with energy yesterday afternoon, but there was a sense of foreboding among staffers. ”We are just waiting for the Rove/Bush spin machine to kick into high gear and turn Obama into somebody we wouldn’t recognize,” said campaign strategist Harold Scrottle, taking a break from planning a campaign ad aimed at convincing voters that John McCain, a former POW, doesn’t support America’s veterans. ”But what keeps us up at night is the anticipation of the dirty smears, the swift-boating, that will be attempted against Obama,” worried Scrottle, who paused briefly to read an email from a...

These days, Obama worshippers file two kinds of columns. The first school is well-represented by Ezra Klein, the elderly bobby-soxer of The American Prospect: "Obama's finest speeches do not excite. They do not inform. They don't even really inspire. They elevate. They enmesh you in a grander moment, as if history has stopped flowing passively by, and, just for an instant, contracted around you, made you aware of its presence, and your role in it. He is not the Word made flesh, but the triumph of word over flesh, over color, over despair."

Today, workers at Invesco Field are putting the final touches on the newest wonder of the modern political world -- The Temple of Obama (“The Barackopolis”). It is upon this pulpit that Barack Obama will tomorrow night address thousands of screaming, adoring fans. There may be some confusion among the press about the venue and appropriate dress code for Barack Obama's big speech. To help out, we wanted to provide the following tips on appropriate attire. The toga may have gone out of style centuries ago, but after Obama's temple speech tomorrow night, they’re sure to be flying off the...

On Today’s Show... Show Highlight: This is the first time since 1976 that the loser is more popular than the winner at a convention. Hillary held back her full support from Obama, and didn't even repudiate the McCain ad quoting her! (Rush 24/7 Members: Listen Here) The Democrats built a temple from which The Messiah will address we mere mortals. » ABC News: Obama Speech Stage Resembles Ancient Greek Temple Pearl of Wisdom: "Anybody who watched Hillary speak last night knew it was all about her. It was about delinking herself from Obama and from her husband. It was...

He strode onto the world stage on Tuesday with trademark audacity, or as his political enemies would have it, a dearth of humility, in the symbolic shadow of Jordan's Temple of Hercules. As he tries to convince Americans he will keep them safe, the White House hopeful held his first major press conference abroad as presumptive Democratic nominee near ancient Roman ruins and a shrine to the mighty Greek mythic hero. Overlooking sun-bleached homes and minarets of the Jordanian capital, Obama spoke about his stealth mission to Iraq, against a backdrop seemingly chosen to suggest a young dynamic potential president,...

JOE BIDEN: HAIR WE CAN BELIEVE INAugust 27, 2008 Vice presidential candidate Joe Biden's speech at the Democratic National Convention was great. As I write, he hasn't given it yet, but these are my favorite parts: "General Secretary Gorbachev, if you seek peace, if you seek prosperity for the Soviet Union and Eastern Europe, if you seek liberalization: Come here to this gate! Mr. Gorbachev, open this gate! Mr. Gorbachev, tear down this wall!" "Four score and seven years ago our fathers brought forth, upon this continent, a new nation, conceived in liberty and dedicated to the proposition that all...

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