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Has anyone seen Joe Biden? He seems to have vanished after the convention?

I'm just trying to get the story straight about how many states Barry thinks there are in the United Communist..I mean States of America.

Stargate SG1 Villian Senator Robert Kinsey(Senator) (Vice President) (President) US SenatorPlayed by: Ronny Cox From episode: 120 415 416 510 614 617 717 720 721 722 Reality Senator Biden running for Vice-President;

Talk about a stinging endorsement! A tattoo shop in Moore, Oklahoma is giving Barack Obama tattoos for free. The tattoo has a picture of the senator with "Obama 2008" to the left. The shop owner says it's his way to show support to the democratic presidential candidate. "I don't have any extra money to donate to the cause," said Phillip Calfy, tattoo shop owner. "I'm a tattoo artist and a lot of people that are into the tattoo thing like free tattoos." The owner says he's done around 100 of the tattoos.

Subject : URGENT BULLETIN: Did Saudi adviser pay Barack Obama's law school bills? Date : Fri, Sep 05, 2008 05:11 PM NEW YORK News Conference: Friday September 5 TONIGHT Andy Martin demands that Barack Obama disclose his financial links to Saudi Arabian prince's U. S. adviser ANDY MARTIN Executive Editor ContrarianCommentary.com "Factually Correct, Not Politically Correct" FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE: ATTENTION DAYBOOK/ASSIGNMENT EDITORS ANNOUNCEMENT OF NEW YORK NEWS CONFERENCE September 5, 2008 OBAMA AUTHOR ANDY MARTIN SAYS THAT BARACK OBAMA MUST MAKE A FULL ACCOUNTING OF HIS LINKS TO A SAUDI ARABIAN PRINCE'S U. S ADVISER WAS OBAMA'S LAW SCHOOL EDUCATION...

Sheriff's deputies on Wednesday discovered the ashes of 22 cremated individuals in an eastside barn, authorities said. The remains, found by deputies who were responding to an animal abuse call, were in boxes and still had identification cards attached to them, said Deputy Robert Darrell of the Office of Community Oriented Policing Services. "All the remains we found were from the time period of 1988 to 1990, and it seems like instead of (a mortuary) turning the remains over to the rightful owners, they never made it to the relatives," Darrell said. Officials said all the ashes came from Angeles...

SHERWOOD, Mich. (NEWSCHANNEL 3) - A report of men stealing gas led to a meth bust in Branch County. Troopers found the two men around 11:00 Monday night in the Village of Sherwood. Witnesses say they spotted the men siphoning gas. Troopers arrested one man on an outstanding warrant and also found meth-making materials he was carrying. When they searched the other man troopers say they found a pop bottle shoved down his pants with meth actually cooking inside. The two men went to jail on a number of charges.

Check this out... it's really funny.

It's pure speculation, but it is strange that the teleprompter worked until Palin. I think it's possible for the 'rats to have learned what teleprompter would be used, and either bugged it or tested the model until they found a frequency that could interfere with it's normal operation. What a perfect set up to first claim his VP isn't ready then try to throw her off with Code Pink operatives trying to storm her stage and someone messing with the tele-prompter. If I'm right, McCain needs to be prepared for a repeat tonight. And they ought to consider changing tele-prompter...

from some good friends: GET READY, GET READY, GET READY!! An Urgent Letter of Warning, Preparation and Promises Dear Friends and Family, (This letter recently came to us from people we trust.. Please read prayerfully and be warned. Be ready! For in such an hour as ye think not, the Son of Man cometh. Matt 24:44 The only thing the NWO people don't know is that the 4 angels of Rev 7 are still holding back the winds...till God's servants are sealed...Nonetheless, it behooves us to be ready. Europe is talking about the imminent US economic collapse which will spread...

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German police are trying to track down a skateboarder who sped down a steep stretch of motorway at 62mph. They believe the man who raced down the Ulm-Stuttgart motorway for two miles before he stopped and fled was a professional stuntman, Goeppingen police spokesman Uli Stoeckle said. A video of the skateboarder, broadcast on German TV, showed a helmeted figure wearing a red and white protective suit. He is seen building up speed by holding onto the back of a motorcycle before letting go and freewheeling.

The original artwork for The Rolling Stones' iconic lips and tongue symbol has been bought by London's Victoria and Albert Museum. The logo, originally designed in 1970 and used by the rock band ever since, sold in the US for $92,500 (£51,375). Half the cost was met by charity The Art Fund, which called the work "one of the most visually dynamic logos ever". Artist John Pasche, who sold the artwork, was originally paid £50 for creating the design. The Stones were so pleased with the logo that, in 1972, they gave him a bonus of £200. Pasche was studying...

.........While, we know that NASA is operating -- as it has been for fifty years -- on a carefully calculated, “timed release aspirin,” national security model -- dictated (in part) by the paranoid excuses framed by "the Brookings Report." Augmented -- this unique year -- by Karl Rove's converging campaign calculations .... So as to bring maximum political advantage, regarding this extraordinary new Reality, to ... John McCain.

GRAND RAPIDS, Mich. (WOOD) -- Police are searching for a suspect that shot a man in the buttocks on a Grand Rapids street. The shooting happened around 1:30 a.m. Friday in the 800 block of E. Fulton St. The victim claims he was walking down the street when he was shot in the buttocks. So far police don't have a description of the suspect, but they tell 24 Hour News 8 that the vicitm is being very uncooperative.

Months after US authorities sounded the alarm, European officials are warning of dangerous possible side effects from the wrinkle-smoothing injection Botox, according to a German news report. The London-based European Medicines Agency had by August 2007 recorded more than 600 cases of negative effects potentially linked to the popular cosmetic treatment, Focus news weekly reported in its issue to be released Monday. In 28 cases Botox users died.

Former CIA agent and assassin Roland Haas (book link) tells host Ian Punnett about his life as a spy and how keeping the secret of a double life almost destroyed him.

LOS ANGELES (AP) - David Duchovny has entered a rehabilitation facility for sex addiction. In a statement released Thursday by his lawyer, Stanton Stein, the actor said he did so voluntarily, adding: "I ask for respect and privacy for my wife and children as we deal with this situation as a family." The actor's publicist, Flo Grace, confirmed the rehab report, which first appeared on People.com. -snip-

It's official, Batboy has cleared his schedule and is being escorted around town by Black SUVs. His press office had no comment. This comes as a surprise to some who remember that Batboy offered his coveted endorsement to Al Gore in 2000.

A group of filmmakers claim to have successfully captured Sweden’s legendary Great Lake Sea Monster (Storsjöodjuret), which is said to lurk in the waters of the Storsjön outside Östersund in northern Sweden. A film crew which set up cameras on one of the lake’s islets last spring now say that they have an image of the seamonster, according to Svergies Television. The film clip shows a blurry, long and narrow silhouette moving in the lake’s depths. “It clearly shows that it’s warm and is made up of cells, otherwise our cameras wouldn’t indicate red, so it can be a sea...

Let it be known on this day that I predict Michelle Obama will come up pregnant before the election. Where would I get such a crazy idea? Hillary! That's right, Hillary Rodham Clinton. Let's see who can remember this gem from 1996. In the run up to the 1996 primaries, the polls were not looking so great for the Clintons and they had no idea there was a cake walk ahead of them. Although the Republicans were riding the "Contract with America" wave, Bob Dole was just beginning to spend his war chest fighting off party rivals, even though everyone...

A man who chose "Lloyds is pants" as his telephone banking password said he found it had been changed by a member of staff to "no it's not".Steve Jetley, from Shrewsbury, said he chose the password after falling out with Lloyds TSB over insurance that came free with an account. He said he was then banned from changing it back or to another password of "Barclays is better".

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A question for the better informed: If a VP drops out during a Presidency, does the President then get to choose whomever he wants? Has it ever happened in our fabulous nation's history?

Received on 27 August 2008 by U.S. Mail. My personal comments are in red. August 18, 2008 [name/address] Dear Friend, (I'm not your friend) In the past you have served as a valued and trusted member of our Party. (only when we need your vote and your donation) Yet today — only 12 weeks from the most critical elections our nation has faced in decades — the RNC's records indicate that you still remain on the sidelines (who said I was on the sidelines?) and have yet to respond to appeals to stand with us in our fight to prevail...

A woman who allegedly defecated inside the sanctuary of Tullytown's St. Michael the Archangel Church in February believed her feces would rid the parish of a hex, a police officer testified Tuesday. The hex had something to do with 528 dead children the woman believed were buried between St. Mike's and a nearby Dunkin' Donuts on Levittown Parkway, the officer added. That, as far as Tullytown police officer Nate Aldsworth could tell, was Sandralee Banks-Kastrup's motivation for allegedly wreaking havoc this winter on the parish and its community. Aldsworth testified Tuesday morning at the preliminary hearing for Banks-Kastrup, a 40-year-old...

STOCKHOLM (AFP) - An elderly woman misunderstood instructions while checking in at Sweden's main airport and was whisked down a baggage chute after she placed herself instead of her luggage on the belt, media reported Wednesday.

The principal of an Islamic boarding school on Buffalo’s East Side has been forced to resign after allegations that he was sexually involved with one of his students and that he claimed to have taken her as a second wife. Evidence suggests Mohammed Ibrahim Memon, a father of seven, persuaded Sajidah Khan, then 21, to marry under Islamic law as a pretense to sleep with her. Memon, an Islamic scholar and imam, has agreed to leave his post at Darul-Uloom Al-Madania, 182 Sobieski St., for a minimum of seven years. The private, Islamic secondary school and institute of higher learning...

Bombay pours 42,000 litres of deodorant into city dumps Each day, large quantities of Sanil Supreme, a sweet-smelling herbal spray, will be squirted into the massive Deonar and Mulund landfill sites to combat the foul smell. It has been ordered by Ahmad Karim, the head of the city's solid waste management division, who hopes to bring relief to the 400,000 people who live on the edge of the two sites. The Deonar dump, which was first set up by the British in 1927, covers more than 297 acres and locals have filed a petition with the High Court complaining about...

HARLAN, Ky. — Politicians are known for lame jokes. But when Otis "Bullman" Hensley tried a generations-old Appalachian jest on a woman and two girls at the grocery store, the family thought it was downright criminal. [. . .] He could have faced as many as 10 years in prison, but a charge of attempted unlawful transaction with a minor was dismissed on Monday. The ordeal began last week when Hensley's wife sent him to a local grocery store to buy ground beef. While there, Hensley encountered a woman with her two nieces, ages 11 and 13. "I offered to...

If your kids are behaving badly treat them like a dog, says Battersea Dogs Home behaviour expert Last updated at 23:49pm on 26.08.08  Good boy: Children should be 'trained' like puppies according to a behaviour expert from Battersea Dog's Home It's a common scenario for many a harassed mother  -  you're in the supermarket and your little darling starts playing up.  But forget the naughty step or cool-off corner.  The best way to handle misbehaving toddlers is to treat them like a dog, according to advice from a leading animal charity.They claim that, because young children and animals are...

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A three-metre (10-foot) python has killed a student zookeeper who let the snake out of its enclosure in Venezuela while working a night shift at the zoo. Horrified employees at the Caracas zoo discovered the Burmese Python as it tried to swallow its victim's head. "The young man underestimated the animal's instinct,"

Ladies and Gentleman I am so glad to be here on this historic night. I feel a great sense of honor yet a great sadness hangs over my heart. I have come upon some information that is most disheartening and while I am loath to share it my sense of duty tells me that I must. [pause ... 2 seconds] I have just turned over irrefutable evidence to the U.S. Attorney General’s Office that Barack Obama is not a citizen of the United States [pause looked saddened] in fact he is ineligible to be the President of the United States....

For those of you who really want to see how superficial her speech was... One only needs to check out the Foxnews captions. :) Obama wants to better the economy Obama will bring us together Obama: Treat people with dignity and respect Mrs Obama describes family life Obama: I know the American dream endures Obama: Your word is your bond. Do what you say. Obama: America should be a place where you can make it Obama: I stand at the crossroad of history Mrs Obama: I love this country Obama: Barack committed to our children's future Obama: Barack is same...

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As a burglar, John Pearce thinks nothing of turning his victims' homes upside down. But this time it was the house that turned him the wrong way up. Attempting a daylight raid, the 32-year-old somehow got his foot caught after smashing his way through the front window of a Victorian terrace home at 6pm. Unable to free himself, Pearce was left hanging upside down in the window frame for more than an hour as a crowd of 30 neighbours and passers-by gathered to ridicule him in Dartford, Kent....

THEY met on the local hot rod scene. They saw one another at tattoo conventions around the area, comparing bikes. They looked like heavies, a band of Hells Angels, with nicknames equally tough: Mike Tattoo, Big Ant, Johnny O, Batso, Sal, Angel, Des. They meant no harm. Clad in leather, inked to the hilt in skulls and dragons, with images of bloodied barbed wire looped about their necks, they shared something else — a peculiar tenderness for animals, and the intensity needed to act on the animals’ behalf when people abuse them.

There was a thread like this on another forum, and it was kinda fun. People were listing the things they would like to have accomplished in their lives, and there were some pretty neat ideas. Try to stay away from thinks like "Having sex with ten Chinese women" (cause after all, who doesn't want to do that).

What will Chuck Norris wear to John McCain's inauguration? His best combat tuxedo. What will Chuck Norris eat at President McCain's inaugural dinner? MREs filled with bloody meat. What would happen if Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked Biden in the head? Joe's hair transplants would pop loose. If Chuck Norris ran for President he would beat anybody he ran against. With his fists. Chuck Norris can drink Ted Kennedy under the table. Chuck Norris has Osama Bin Laden chained up in his backyard. After Chuck Norris kills terrorists he takes away their 32 virgins.

Sunday, August 24, 2008 OBAMA-BIDEN: FIRST TIME IN 68 YEARS A TICKET WITH NO MILITARY EXPERIENCE Posted by: Michael Medved at 2:18 AM THE OBAMA-BIDEN TICKET IS THE FIRST TICKET OF EITHER MAJOR PARTY IN SIXTY-EIGHT YEARS IN WHICH NEITHER THE CANDIDATE FOR PRESIDENT EVER SERVED IN THE MILITARY! At a time of war, the Democrats give us something the nation hasn't seen in more than two generations: a ticket where neither of the the running mates ever wore a uniform of any kind. Shouldn't Republicans make a big deal of this? Consider the history-- 2004 -- GOP -- Bush...

The smallest species of snake ever discovered lives on the Caribbean island of Barbados. The new species is called Leptotyphlops carlae. It may look like a little worm, but a newly discovered creature has earned a spot in the record books: It is the smallest species of snake known on Earth.

NANCY, France (AFP) - A blind journalist was given a month's suspended jail sentence and fined 500 euros (750 dollars) by a French court Friday for driving while drunk and without a license.

WICHITA, Kan. — Fort Hays State University has fired its debate coach for losing his temper at a tournament, engaging in a videotaped shouting match that included pulling down his shorts to expose his underwear. University President Edward H. Hammond also announced Friday that the school was immediately suspending its debate program until problems are addressed at the national level. He said it was important to take a stand against the declining standards of college debate.

On this day, three was a crowd. Until Sunday, 35-year-old Carla Ramson lived in an apartment in southwest Atlanta with two men she identified as her husband and live-in boyfriend, according to an Atlanta police report.

Does any other person remember Cher on Larry King live during the '92 election? She was a rabid Democrat but she went on LKL and was encouraging all people to vote for Perot because he was something different and an alternative to the two party system. Larry actually asked her, "C'mon, are you really going to vote for Perot?". She looked him right in the eye and said she would. I think we should start a write-in Hillary movement. Maybe this could be phase II of 'Operation Chaos'.

First Hour: Attorney Philip J. Berg discusses his lawsuit (view copy of Complaint here} challenging Barack Obama's qualifications to be president. Friday 8/22/2008 10:00 PM Pacific Time. Open Lines will follow. Filling in for George Noory: Ian Punnett Excerpt from Berg's web site: Obama CrimesPhilip J. Berg, Esq. Files Federal Lawsuit Requesting Obama Be Removed as a Candidate as he does not meet the Qualifications for President Suit filed 08/21/08, No. 08-cv-4083 Contact information at the end of this press release. Documents filed with the court and a copy of this press release can be downloaded at the end of...

Just click the link. Oh Dear G-d, click the link.