'Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving
safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in
sideways, chocolate in one hand, Captain Morgan in the other, body thoroughly
used up, totally worn out and screaming 'WOO HOO what a ride!'

Some thoughts on health and death.............

I used to eat a lot of natural foods until I learned that most people die of natural causes.
Health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.
The only difference between a rut and a grave is the depth.
Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing.


Islam smells like an elephants butt...