My handle is in commemoration of the Jumpin' Jim Jeffords defection, even if the Democrat Majority in the Senate did not last long. Remember how upset we all were about that, way back when?

WORST ... PREDICTION ... EVAH - My Nov '06 Prediction - Made June 19, 2006

To: gridlock

BTW, I am incorporating my Nov '06 predictions into my tagline, so there can be no doubt who called it right and when.

15 posted on 06/19/2006 11:44:37 AM EDT by gridlock (In Nov '06 the 'Pubbies will pick up 2 in the Senate and 4 in the House. You read it here first!)

OK. So that last prediction didn't work out...

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[TAG LINE STORAGE] - Feel free to steal if any appeal!

Now that Polar Bears are protected under ESA, where do I go to apply for a permit to breathe?
There are 49 other states in the Union. We don't need another President from Arkansas just yet.
Don't Taze me, Bro!
ELIMINATE PERVERSE INCENTIVES
Quack ... (thump) Quack ... (thump) Quack ... (thump) Quack ... (thump)......
A Liberal will lick the boot on his neck if he thinks the other boot is on a Conservative's neck.
WAR IS PEACE / FREEDOM IS SLAVERY / DIVERSITY IS STRENGTH
Righty Tighty / Lefty Loosey
"... the term "democrat" originated as an epithet and referred to 'one who panders to the crude and mindless whims of the masses.'" - Joseph A. Elllis
Democrats want to be deceived. Republicans want the truth.
All Bills before Congress should be limited to 500 words. Anything more just leads to mischief.

Vote for Obama so Hillary can retire, dump Bill, and find love in the arms of a new man...
Vote against Hillary so she can retire, dump Bill, and find love in the arms of a new man...
Hillary is running for President to fulfill Bill's ambition. She should be free to quit politics.
Buddy committed suicide.
Hillary Rodham Clinton is the Leona Helmsley of American Politics.
I don't support Hillary because I am afraid of strong women
Of all the pleasures of watching Hillary fail, the sweetest will be watching Bill duck the blame...

I Represent Climate Change

"I'd gladly pay you Tuesday for a hamburger today" -- J. Wellington Wimpy

The only reason I don't mind being called a Nazi is that no woman every had a fantasy about being tied up and ravaged by a Liberal - P.J. O'Roark

Our backs are to McCain because he went back there to stick in the knife.
Why be fair to the lawbreaker in Illinois and not fair to the law abiding man in Mexico?

You know when you see the (Fill-In-The-Blank)AID Concert, an issue is headed for obscurity
GLOBAL WARMING IS A HOAX
I have taken a sacred vow to always maintain a smaller carbon footprint than Algore.

If you are getting flak, you know you are over the target

The Truth will get you ratings!
Suicide Bombers are self-selected for STUPID
If I eat right, don't smoke and exercise, I might live long enough to see the last Baby Boomer die.
Eat right, don't smoke and exercise. Die anyway.
War may not be the Answer, but Peace is not an Option
Peace is Not and Option
You think Health Care is expensive now... Just wait 'till it's free! -- PJ O'Roark
You’ll never grow old with Hillary-Care.

You may not be interested in war, but war is interested in you.
What if they gave a (holy) war, and nobody from (our side) came...
You cannot coexist with somebody who wants you dead.
C'mon people now / Smile on your Brother / Everybody get together / Try to love one anoth-BOOM!
Getting drunk can make you only so stupid without being pretty stupid to start with.
Disastrous social experimentation is the opiate of elitist snobs.
Cats always land on their feet, but babies always land on their heads
If you are getting too much publicity, fire your publicist!
Wolf. No, seriously... Wolf!

(RNC.com wants you to know... It's OK to vote against Barack Obama...)
Now that Polar Bears are protected, where do I go to get a permit to breathe?

THE TEN CANNOTS
By Reverend William J.H. Boetcker (1916)
You cannot bring about prosperity by discouraging thrift.
You cannot help small men by tearing down big men.
You cannot strengthen the weak by weakening the strong.
You cannot lift the wage earner by pulling down the wage payer.
You cannot help the poor man by destroying the rich.
You cannot keep out of trouble by spending more than your income.
You cannot further the brotherhood of man by inciting class hatred.
You cannot establish security on borrowed money.
You cannot build character and courage by taking away men’s initiative and independence.
You cannot help men permanently by doing for them what they could and should do for themselves

The List*

Toshiba
Heinz Foods
Easter Seals
March of Dimes
American Red Cross
Progressive Insurances

*Note to Nervous Nellies: The above is a boycott list