Because I am too stupid to contain myself to FR I have a blog. I've actually been updating it fairly regularly lately. I've got way too much free time.

The way things are today, we live in a world that needs laughter, and I've decided if I can make people laugh, I'm making a more important contribution.- Paul Lynde

I, not events, have the power to make me happy or unhappy today. I can choose which it shall be. Yesterday is dead, tomorrow hasn't arrived yet. I have just one day, today, and I'm going to be happy in it.- Groucho Marx

Human beings are human beings. They say what they want, don't they? They used to say it across the fence while they were hanging wash. Now they just say it on the Internet.-Dennis Miller

Forgiveness is the fragrance that the violet sheds on the heel that has crushed it.-Mark Twain

Once in his life, every man is entitled to fall madly in love with a gorgeous redhead.- Lucille Ball

You can turn painful situations around through laughter. If you can find humor in anything, even poverty, you can survive it.- Bill Cosby

Common sense and a sense of humor are the same thing, moving at different speeds. A sense of humor is just common sense, dancing.- William James

For every minute you remain angry, you give up sixty seconds of peace of mind.- Ralph Waldo Emerson

I'd much rather be a woman than a man. Women can cry, they can wear cute clothes, and they're the first to be rescued off sinking ships.- Gilda Radner

The reason women don't play football is because 11 of them would never wear the same outfit in public.- Phyllis Diller

“Humor helps us to think out of the box. The average child laughs about 400 times per day, the average adult laughs only 15 times per day. What happened to the other 385 laughs?”

The unselfish effort to bring cheer to others will be the beginning of a happier life for ourselves. -Helen Keller

The Pick-Up by Shag

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